Gripping tales of desperation and self-indulgence by feral filmmakers will make you feel better about your own crushing misery.

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Stale Coitus, a magnum opus of failure 25 years in the making. Highly recommended you not operate heavy machinery or try to conceive a child after watching this movie. TIL 2 out of 3 lab rats recorded high levels of brain cell decrepitude after a single viewing. When’s the last time you called your mother, would she approve of you watching a movie called, Stale Coitus? Maybe you should take a moment and reflect on your life choices and what brought you to this exact moment in time.

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Educational Screeners with guest appearances are available for middle school and high school assemblies.